#275 Break the tortilla chip in half before you dip
#274 Let me pencil that in my calendar
#273 I’m not ignoring you
#272 Butt stuff? God no.
#271 Sometimes when I say sorry, I really mean shut up.
#270 If anyone ever plans on inviting me to anything, I’m busy.
#269 CAUTION: Attaches quickly.
#268 I don’t want to seem ungrateful because I’m not…
#267 I appreciate people still inviting me to things
#266 When I die
